Showing posts with label top ten list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label top ten list. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Top 10 List

In honor of our 2nd visit to Vanderbilt Children's Hospital in as many weeks:
(This time Dane is sick - same RSV)

Top 10 Reasons VUMC is like vacationing at a spa:
10. Friendly staff
9. Room with a view...
8. ...if you can get a room - there's a waiting list
7. Being lulled to sleep by the soothing sounds of LifeFlight
6. Free wireless
5. People to wait on my children hand and foot (and by wait on I mean suction, rectal temps, IV's, blood pressure, etc)
4. Valet parking
3. Ben and Jerry's in the food court
2. Room service menu - they bring me 3 squares a day.
1. Bang for your buck - probably could've paid for college by now. Can't wait to see the bill.

Now all I'm missing is a manicure, pedicure and massage and I'll have it made!